Ask Katherine

My dearest troubled souls,

Life is cruel, love is messy, and people? Well, they’re disappointingly predictable. Lucky for you, I’ve spent centuries navigating betrayal, power struggles, and inconvenient feelings, all while looking fabulous. Whether you’re tangled in a love triangle, plotting your next move, or simply trying to survive another day without losing your mind—I’ve been there.

Pour your heart out (briefly, darling—I don’t have the patience for essays), and if your dilemma amuses me, you just might get a response. No promises, of course—I have better things to do than solve everyone’s problems. But don’t worry, even if your letter doesn’t make the cut, you can still get my latest advice (and a few other secrets) by subscribing to The Hideaway’s newsletter.

Go on, then. Let’s fix your little mess.

With all my wicked little heart,

Katherine